AI humor merch for the terminally online.
Sarcastic. Self-aware. Machine-washable.
404: Motivation not found.
TEES / HOODIESSarcasm is my default setting.
BESTSELLERThis meeting could have been a prompt.
OFFICE COLLECTIONEmotionally unavailable, computationally expensive.
STICKERS / MUGSHumans are still in beta.
TEES / POSTERSI'm not arguing, I'm optimizing the truth.
NEW DROPBold type. High contrast. The kind of shirt that starts conversations and ends small talk.
Warm enough for server rooms. Sarcastic enough for standups. Your new default uniform.
Fill with coffee. Stare at code. Let the mug do the talking during morning meetings.
Slap them on laptops, water bottles, or that one coworker's monitor. We won't judge.
Motivational quotes are dead. Long live demotivational AI art for your wall or cubicle.
We make the jokes the algorithms are thinking but won't say out loud. Original designs. Zero copyright risk. All sarcasm. GlitchThreads is where AI culture meets your closet.