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Deprecated Human
T-Shirts
T-Shirts

Deprecated Human

Legacy code running on legacy hardware.

$28.00

You're not obsolete — you're "in maintenance mode." This shirt is for everyone who has ever been told their skills are "no longer aligned with team direction." Premium 180gsm cotton, unisex fit.

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Category T-Shirts
Price $28.00 USD
Availability In Stock
Production Print on Demand