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Deprecated Human
T-Shirts
Deprecated Human
Legacy code running on legacy hardware.
$28.00
You're not obsolete — you're "in maintenance mode." This shirt is for everyone who has ever been told their skills are "no longer aligned with team direction." Premium 180gsm cotton, unisex fit.
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Category
T-Shirts
Price
$28.00 USD
Availability
In Stock
Production
Print on Demand